How To Be A Smart Dresser

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can

’Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man

“Sharp Dressed Man”

— ZZ Top

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In April I visited Milan for the weekend.

I was tired of being a tourist.

So I decided to do something different.

“What is a unique Milan experience?” I asked myself.

The answer: shopping.

The problem: I don’t like shopping and I usually buy stuff I don’t wear.

The solution: A YouTube search for “How to dress smartly.”

I found a video that promised to teach me how to dress like Daniel Craig, a.k.a. James Bond.

According to the video, Daniel Craig’s clothes are the right color, the right fit, and are put together in the right combinations to make him look like a very smart dresser.

I agree.

Bond is a smart dresser.

So was my shopping trip a success?

Well, you’ll have to be the judge of that…

WHAT DOES ‘SHARP’ MEAN?

Did it work?

Did you teach yourself “sharp”?

(Thank you for the guesses on the blog!)

And why did Doug say Bob’s toque looked smart?

Because toques never look smart!

Would you ever see James Bond wearing a toque?

That’s why it was funny.

Get it?

Cheers,
Mr. Vig