If You Never Hear From Me Again This Is Where To Search For My Body

Let me say that again.

If you never hear from me again…

If this is the last Atomic Homework that ever reaches your inbox…

This is where you can tell them to search for my body:

DEEP IN THE BULGARIAN WILDERNESS

Here’s the plan:

Tomorrow morning…

I’ll put on my helmet, boots and gloves.

I’ll get on my Honda CRF250RX.

I’ll start up the engine.

And I’ll ride off into the Pirin National Park.

Long-time readers will remember my last motorcycle adventure in Thailand.

This one will be different.

First, I’ll be using a tour company.

Second, it’ll be an off-road adventure.

What could go wrong?

Well…

I could start an avalanche, and when they defrost me in a thousand years, everyone will already speak English and I’ll be out of a job.

I could run out of gas and have to eat my friends to survive.

Sasquatch could hunt me down and force me to teach him proper British pronunciation.

Wish me luck.

Cheers,
Mr. Vig

P.S.

Here’s the description on the motorcycle tour website.

Routes of varying difficulty…

Reaching heights of 1,300-1,600 metres,

Passing through small valleys along mountain rivers, clearings on gentle as well as steep slopes, mountain pastures, narrow passes and rural mountain settlements…

Loaded with fantastic panoramic views