Every week someone asks me for a test.
They want to know their English level.
Well, I don’t have a test.
Atomic Homework
What’s Your English Level?
Do you know it?
Do you not know it?
Do you want to know it?
The Word Of The Day Is…
Bomb!
This is an interesting word.
It has at least three main meanings.
Funny Friday
English spelling is crazy.
That’s why I don’t teach it — I’m terrible at it!
So last week when my email software underlined a word for me, I thought I had misspelled it.
And The Word Of The Day Is…
Irony.
What’s ironic today?
Well, I was thinking about the date: tomorrow is September 1.
Here’s A Good Expression You Can Use
Every week someone asks me about my leg.
After two months of walking with crutches, the muscles got very week.
But I’m in the gym three days a week, it’s getting stronger, and sometimes I can even hear…
Are You In The Right Room?
A wise man once said:
“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.”
That’s because, if you’re the smartest person, then you’re not learning.
Join The Party
On Friday I went to a party.
It was a friend’s birthday.
And he invited a small group to his apartment to celebrate.
Observations From A Travelling English Speaker
In the elevator, the person next to the buttons asks me “Which floor?”
In the grocery store, the shop assistant wants to know, “Do you have a club card?”
And at the restaurant, the hostess sees me walk in and says “Would you like to sit inside or outside?”
Correct the Sign-CORRECTED
Yesterday, I showed you a sign.
I said there were two mistakes.
I asked you if you could see the mistakes.